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me: Hey you know your friend R? Well I think he's a big loser. He doesn't even look you in the eye when he talks.  It's rude and not very sincere.  Anyway, big loser. I hate him. And because I hate him, I'm not going to his lounge opening.

P: Dude, he has lazy eye.

me: It can't be THAT lazy.

P: No, it's pretty lazy.

me: Hang on, are you for real?

P: YES.

me: Ok then, sorry.  But I'm still not going to his bar.