me: Hey you know your friend R? Well I think he's a big loser. He doesn't even look you in the eye when he talks. It's rude and not very sincere. Anyway, big loser. I hate him. And because I hate him, I'm not going to his lounge opening.
P: Dude, he has lazy eye.
me: It can't be THAT lazy.
P: No, it's pretty lazy.
me: Hang on, are you for real?
P: YES.
me: Ok then, sorry. But I'm still not going to his bar.
omg you're SO MEAN.
ReplyDeletemy friend's eyes are WAYYYY more lazy than his eyes
ReplyDeletesooo lazy
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