This is Suz.

My place to rant & rave & bitch & moan.

2009-05-13

You stupid, desperate fool.

Just came back from a very inspiring jog, so I have some things to say. Number 1. You stupid, dumb boy. Little do you know, I don't care that you care it was my birthday. I don't care that you want to take me out for dinner, because I have better ways to spend my time, like pick up dog poop. I don't care that you just broke up with your girlfriend of 6 years. What, do you think I would actually be interested? HOW DARE YOU. Off you go, little one... reject, block, delete. Dumb fucker. Number 2. I just realized that I never "wished" for anything for my birthday, I blew out candles from that adidas-breast cake, but I never made my wishes because I was too drunk and too busy licking the boobage. So, here I go.... Wish 1 - For my parents to be healthy and happy forever and ever. Wish 2 - For my parents to be healthy and happy forever and ever. Wish 3 - Apparently I'm supposed to keep the last one to myself. Number 3. My plans will not change.
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4 comments:

  1. NelsonMay 14, 2009 at 11:34 a.m.

    what an aggressive blog. relax.
    ok BBLB

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  2. VincentMay 14, 2009 at 11:52 p.m.

    wow, crazy....
    Your birthday that we celebrated at the chinese restaurant was awesome. Except my friend's birthday was WAYYYYYYY more awesome than that.

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  3. NelsonMay 15, 2009 at 10:12 a.m.

    i just read the last blog HAhhAhaHAH 'mystical chinese creature wanting to be your everything' AHAHhAhaHAH niiiiice good one.

    who told you you were fat? i'll kick their ass.

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  4. UnknownMay 15, 2009 at 11:32 p.m.

    i love you suz
    that was hilarious HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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